'Human Beings: Colors May Vary' Sweatshirt
USD $55.00
Free standard shipping to 227 countries · plain, unbranded packaging
- Fine print for the whole human race
- Soft, durable 100% cotton, unisex fit
- Print that won’t crack or fade · S to 3XL
- Ships in a plain box, with nothing on the outside to say what’s inside
- 30-day returns on unused items; damaged or faulty, we make it right
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About this product
Every shade welcome. “Colours may vary” is the small print on every paint tin, and it turns out it’s true of people too. This soft cotton sweatshirt makes the point with a smile, in a print built to go the distance.
Why you’ll love it
- Clever and kind. A gentle nod to diversity that earns a smile, not an eye-roll.
- Cosy cotton. 100% cotton that’s soft against your skin and durable in the wash.
- Built to last. Heat-transfer vinyl printing, one of the most durable methods, so the slogan won’t crack or fade.
- Fits everyone. Fittingly, a unisex cut from S to 3XL.
The details
- Material: 100% cotton
- Print: heat-transfer vinyl
- Fit: unisex · S to 3XL
Size guide (width × length)
- S: 20" × 27" (51 × 69 cm)
- M: 22" × 28" (56 × 71 cm)
- L: 24" × 29" (61 × 74 cm)
- XL: 26" × 30" (66 × 76 cm)
- 2XL: 28" × 31" (71 × 79 cm)
- 3XL: 30" × 32" (76 × 81 cm)
Good to know
- Check the size chart before you order.
- Wash cold, inside out, and skip the tumble dryer to keep colours bright.
- Ships in plain, unbranded packaging, so nobody knows what’s inside but you.
Free standard shippingIncluded on standard delivery to 227 countries. See where we ship.
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